{"id":38,"date":"2026-09-14T03:19:40","date_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/?p=38"},"modified":"2026-09-14T03:19:41","modified_gmt":"2026-09-14T03:19:41","slug":"before-i-had-known-roman-duca-for-an-hour-i-threw-a-bag-of-flour-at-him-hard-enough-to-explode-across","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/?p=38","title":{"rendered":"Before I had known Roman Duca for an hour, I threw a bag of flour at him hard enough to explode across"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Before I had known Roman Duca for an hour, I threw a bag of flour at him hard enough to explode across his charcoal suit. Nobody in my Chicago bakery moved\u2014not his guards, not his aunt, not even me\u2014as I pointed at the most feared Mafia boss in the city and said, \u201cMaybe now you\u2019ll finally understand what no means.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/familyus04-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-39\" srcset=\"https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/familyus04-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/familyus04-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/familyus04-767x959.jpg 767w, https:\/\/familydramaus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/familyus04.jpg 1122w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My name is Clare Bennett, I\u2019m thirty-one, and I own Honey &amp; Rye Bakery. I\u2019m five-foot-six, slim, permanently exhausted from waking at three-thirty every morning, and far too tired to be intimidated by a man standing in a room that smelled like cinnamon rolls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Roman looked down at the flour covering his lapels and polished shoes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou\u2019re terrible at negotiating.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo,\u201d I snapped. \u201cYou\u2019re just not used to people rejecting you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His aunt Sophia made a suspicious choking sound behind him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThis is your fault,\u201d I told her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sophia looked delighted. Ten minutes earlier, she had told someone Roman couldn\u2019t attend a family dinner because he was here with his girlfriend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She had pointed directly at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI was arguing with him,\u201d I said, \u201cbecause he tried to buy every pastry in my display case so he wouldn\u2019t have to wait in line.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI offered to pay for everyone\u2019s orders,\u201d Roman replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cThey wanted breakfast, not a hostile takeover of my croissants.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">One of his guards coughed into his fist.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Roman looked at him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The man instantly stopped.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Sophia had made the lie worse by insisting I was Roman\u2019s girlfriend, and instead of correcting her, Roman had calmly said, \u201cThree months.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was when my patience died.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cStop calling me your girlfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMy aunt believes it now.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI don\u2019t care.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cShe\u2019ll stop arranging introductions for me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWonderful. Find another fake girlfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI would prefer you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stared at him. \u201cWhy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He hesitated.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBecause Sophia already believes it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWrong answer.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I pointed at the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Roman should have left then.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Instead, he placed a business card on my counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI have a proposal.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou haven\u2019t heard it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI\u2019ve heard enough proposals from men who begin by lying about dating me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He almost looked amused. \u201cIf you kept up the appearance for three weeks, I would compensate you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everything inside me went cold.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cYou want to pay me to pretend I\u2019m your girlfriend?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cFor your time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cMy time has a price. My dignity doesn\u2019t.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then Roman named an amount.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That was when I threw the flour.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The next morning, at 8:15, his black sedan stopped outside again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cNo,\u201d I said before he reached the counter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI only want coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He paid exactly what it cost and left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He returned the next morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And the next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the third day, I was ready to point him straight back outside\u2014until I noticed the teenage girl standing beside him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She looked about sixteen, with dark hair twisted into a messy knot and an oversized gray sweatshirt hanging from her shoulders. Her expression had that practiced emptiness some teenagers wore when they wanted the world to stop asking questions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Roman opened the door for her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something about him changed immediately.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His shoulders softened.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even his voice did.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cClare, this is my niece, Lily.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lily looked at me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSo you\u2019re the famous girlfriend.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cI am absolutely not.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For one second, she smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Roman saw it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I saw him see it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The expression that crossed his face wasn\u2019t power, amusement, or calculation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was relief.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suddenly, I understood why Chicago\u2019s most feared man had kept coming back to my bakery, and it had nothing to do with me pretending to be his girlfriend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I slowly lowered the bag of flour in my hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lily stepped toward the display case and pointed at something behind the glass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before I had known Roman Duca for an hour, I threw a bag of flour at him hard enough to explode across his charcoal suit. 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